Conjure Service Guidelines
Please read this section carefully and understand:
* I’m a Root Doctor, not a medical doctor.
* I’m a coach, not a therapist or a psychiatrist.
* I practice sorcery, not law.
If you receive any advice from me, you should follow up. Consult with your physician, investment professionals, and any other professional caregivers you have.
Healing
I sometimes do spiritual healing rituals for people. Even though I have a good record of healing, that’s no substitute for medical treatment.
The intelligent person will utilize their physician’s care first and then follow it up with a spiritual approach.
Motivation
I walk you through a wide variety of difficult situations and help you to stay motivated. We will develop strategies and get you moving. I act as a second pair of eyes and ears for you.
I do NOT practice traditional therapy.
If you fail to hear this point, you will have a severe skew in your expectations of the process. What I do is highly unusual, and you will not benefit from it unless you first empty your cup.
I have many success stories of helping people who I’ve helped to beat emotional issues such as depression, anxiety, etc.
This doesn’t mean that I’m a psychiatrist or licensed therapist. If you’re looking for a magickal practitioner with a PhD and can legally hang out the therapist shingle, I can refer you to a friend of mine, and she’s excellent. However, that’s not what I do.
I do court case work for people (as in cast spells to give you the winning edge), but I’m not a lawyer or paralegal. Any services I render to you are spiritual and, as such, are not recognized by the legal system.
I cannot diagnose or treat any illness, either physical or mental. I have a firm grasp of what various complexes look like, and it’s a helpful skill, but I’m not officially trained, and I cannot diagnose them.
I repeat, the work I do is spiritual. You must have the physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual layers to reach any goal. These parts of your world must work together in harmony.
Approach Strategy
* Before you buy that car, let your mechanic look it over and tell you if it’s a lemon. If it passes that test, then you can consult your sorcerer so he can read the cards on it.
* Let your doctor prescribe your cancer treatment, and by all means, follow their advice. But also, let your sorcerer throw magick at it to stack the deck in your favor. Use everything that works.
* Listen to your lawyer and let them argue your case for you. But before you go to court, get your sorcerer to try and tip the scales in your favor.
Be smart. Use rational thought, logic, and a scientific approach to solve your problems.
But then calmly and quietly, behind the scenes, let your trusty sorcerer throw some serious juju at that shit to push it over the edge.
Who I Work With
These days, I only do spell work for my Conjure Coaching patrons. These are people with whom I’m in an ongoing coaching relationship. If you want me to throw magick at your situation, you must be signed up for one of the Conjure Coaching plans. See the Services page for those.
First, we’ll do a one-hour consultation. This will allow you to meet with me before you commit to anything. We’ll see if we’re a good fit for working together. I will tell you what I might be able to do for you.
If I can’t do anything for you, I’ll be honest. I won’t accept any money from you for spell work unless we have a decent shot of getting you what you want.
An Ounce of Prevention
Before you follow my advice, such as burning incense, putting oils on your skin, bathing in an herb mixture, ingesting herbal mixtures, etc, you should consult your doctor.
Exercise caution regarding any allergies you may have, or any medical conditions, such as diabetes, if you are pregnant or nursing, any prescriptions you take that may cause reactions with any herbs (MAOI inhibitors, for instance), etc.
Some herbs and oils may cause allergic or other adverse reactions in a small percentage of the population. These are usually not big problems, but you should be smart and take precautions for your health.
Useful Junk
Please provide the following information:
* Your full, legal name
* Your addresses, both mailing and where you live
* City, state, and country of birth, with the complete date (month, day, and year) and the correct time of birth, if you have it (see your birth certificate)
* What you want to get out of working with me
I have a NO REFUND policy, with no exceptions.
All payments are in advance. Working with me is like going to a doctor. The doctor does not guarantee success, nor does your lawyer. All they can do is try.
Anyone who tells you
they can guarantee success
is either a scammer
or they’re over-confident.
Only a con artist will guarantee results.
Batting Average
The very best sorcerers have maybe an 80% success rate. I usually bat about 60-80%. I can guarantee that I will do my best for you. If we fail, we try again with a different tactic.
In life, we try t things every day that don’t work the first time.
Magick is just like that. Sometimes, the first spell works just fine. Sometimes, the third spell does the trick. It’s impossible to say how it will work out since the factors are constantly changing.
Likewise, you don’t always get the first job you apply for. The girl you like doesn’t say yes the first time you ask her out. The weight doesn’t come off because you eat seven healthy meals and take two walks. Things take time and consistent effort.
You are paying for my time, my counsel, and my services. I will do my best to help you, but some problems may be quite tricky. And yes, some things you might want are impossible.
Even the best doctors can’t save every patient. I can’t walk on water. I will do my best, and that’s all I can promise.
Why?
Why, then, would you want to use my services? For one thing, you’ll know in advance that I’m being honest with you.
Someone else will just blow smoke up your ass and assure you that they cannot possibly fail. So, working with me means starting from a place of honesty.
Run away from anyone who guarantees success. Life has no guarantees.
Fake practitioners who make 100% guarantees are merely preying on your desperation.
Did that new outfit you bought really guarantee you that you’d get that boy of your dreams?
No, of course not. But you also bought the makeup and shelled out extra for the shoes.
You did it for the added advantage it gave you because in that new outfit, you feel more confident, and confidence is sexy.
It helps you look more appealing because you feel more appealing when you wear it. Does that mean that fashion is nothing more than a placebo effect? Of course not.
Some of it is that you actually look good in that outfit. But you’re still not very appealing if you wear it, scowl, and act rudely.
But it’s worth the money and the time because you intend to wear it AND act the part. So when you work with me, act the part. Show up mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and physically.
The outfit doesn’t guarantee you’ll get what you want, but you have a better shot with it than without it.
Magickal Junk
Suppose I provide you with any magickal item, such as an amulet, mojo bag, or talisman. In that case, you may have some responsibility for it, such as feeding it or praying over it regularly.
If you need something more low maintenance, let me know in advance. I will keep that in mind.
If I give instructions and you don’t follow them, the work will likely fail. Let’s avoid that.
Just follow the instructions: no more, no less.
If the doctor tells you to take two aspirins and call him in the morning, don’t take two Ibuprofen and call him at noon.
Path of Least Resistance
Just like electricity, magick takes the path of least resistance. I cannot tell you exactly what will happen due to your spell. No one can. When we use magic to affect our reality, we’re taking chances.
Have you ever said something nice to someone, only to have them take it wrong?
Nothing is entirely predictable. Even with solid divination, the future is constantly shifting. But that’s a reason to DO readings, not to blow them off as worthless.
The Heavens Didn’t Open Up
Sometimes, a spell works, but people don’t recognize it‘s working. This is because they’re looking for the miraculous.
The answer to your problem will usually come from what seems like a very mundane source.
The result may even be boring.
Most people miss opportunity because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
—Thomas A. Edison
If you’re looking for flash, expecting the Red Sea to part and frogs to fall from the sky, look elsewhere. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every person who truly believes that kind of thing, I’d have a big ol’ heap of nickels.
I turn them away as much as possible, but once in a while, one slips in under the radar. It makes my job a real pain. They invariably get upset because I couldn’t produce manna from heaven. It doesn’t matter that I said, right up front, “Don’t expect manna from heaven.”
Simple
We need to work together if you are perfectly content to meet your needs without fanfare.
If I do a magickal working for you to help you get money, it will not just fall from the sky. You will have to go out and work for it.
Magick provides more opportunities to make money, but you must get out there and look for them. Once you find them, you’ll have to utilize them.
If you follow all instructions to the letter, there is good reason to expect success.
Shortcuts, half-measures, and plain old bad attitudes will not bear sweet fruit.
Stick and Carrot
If you take the poke at it with a stick and see if it wiggles approach, you will have wasted your time and money.
Sure, I can take your money; I like money. In my experience, money makes my life more fun. Throw all you want at me; give it your best shot.
But that’s not what I’m all about. I’m interested in building a roster of happy patrons and providing real value to real people.
Money is bread, and man does not live by bread alone. To feel truly happy, one must be engaged in a labor of love. You must add value to other people’s lives to feel satisfied.
It’s selfish motivation, sure. It’s so I can feel good about my work and build a positive reputation. Sue me.
But that’s how you know to trust it because you know that I am getting something out of it.
The Walk
The Spirits I petition on your behalf expect you to do your part, whatever you are capable of.
If you’re up the creek, they will know and work with you. They only expect you to do your best.
Keep silent about any work we do together. Don’t talk about it to anyone. Magick works best in silence. Even well-meaning friends can unintentionally ruin a working.
Maintain total silence.
I will pick a spell likely to help you meet your needs and position you for success.
I prefer to cast a wide net, using spells with flexible, adaptable wordings. This leaves you open to many possibilities of blessings.
Such a spell will keep seeking new leads until it finds a suitable ground.
The energy dissipates over time, so you’ll want to take advantage of it immediately.
Attraction Reaction
If I do attraction work for you to help you find a suitable partner, don’t wait until three months later to go out more or to join a dating site. Get started immediately.
I get that knucklehead, every once in a while, who does nothing until the window of opportunity is long gone. Then, they work hard at it, and it doesn’t go anywhere, yet they blame me. The readings said, “Do this spell and start to work immediately.”
So, what did they do? Something else.
Recharging the Battery
Sometimes, you need to redo the work every once in a while. Some things, like finding a job, are single-shot events. Ongoing pursuits, like developing your entire career, require more maintenance.
It’s important not to have any spiritual crossed-conditions when attempting spell work.
This House Is Clean
If I do spell work for a crossed client, the energy will not ground anywhere positive.
Instead, it might go where it is undesirable. Or, it may keep looping until it finally dissipates.
Curses and spirit attachments will cause people to become a type of positive repellant or a negative attractant.
When we do our consultation, I will tell you if I see any signs of crossing. It’s not the norm, but probably one in five people I work with has some crossed condition holding them back.
A popular scam is a false worker who tells you that you are cursed and that only they can remove it, and they charge you thousands of dollars for the service. This is not how I work.
If you have crossed conditions, I will treat you fairly. Not everyone needs this type of work, anyway.
Best case scenario:
* you do the work yourself (I guide you through it)
* your case is not severe (a one-day or three-day ritual)
* you already have some of the supplies on hand
* you do everything correctly
* you maintain good psychic hygiene from there
Worst case scenario:
* I do the work (you’re paying for my time and effort)
* you have a severe case (a nine-day rite)
* you buy all the supplies (candles, incense, bath mix, etc)
* you don’t follow instructions (we have to do it again)
* you don’t use psychic hygiene (we have to do it again)
You get the picture.
Follow directions; it makes life easier.
If you hire me, then DO NOT hire another worker simultaneously. This is important!
You might think you are doubling up on the power, but you’re not; you are only messing it up.
You may cause some problems that we cannot easily fix.
If you want to work with another magician instead of me, that’s fine. Do whatever you want; I won’t chase your business.
If you hire two practitioners to work on the same problem, you demonstrate a lack of faith in each.
It could even cause problems for the workers that you hire. The two workers might take very different approaches to the same situation, which might conflict.
Time Has Come Today
I will let you know if I can give you a time frame for your work. But for most things, no timeline can be reckoned.
Some things you can expect within X number of days, weeks, or months, but most situations are impossible to predict. If it seems like it isn’t working within the time frame I gave you, check back with me.
It could be that you forgot one of the instructions or did it wrong. It could be that the answer to the request was simply a no.
Maybe I missed something and must follow up or patch the mistake. I’m not perfect.
If I messed something up, I would not charge you to fix it.
It could be that something else is needed. Some cases are quick and easy. Occasionally, something that seems simple turns out to be complicated.
Sometimes, you go in for an oil change, and the mechanic informs you of a more severe problem. Don’t shoot the messenger.
If a working fails, then we’ll try something else. Be patient; I will do my best to help you achieve your desired result.
Instant Equals Icky
Don’t expect instant results from any work. It can happen that way, but it usually doesn’t. Most things take time to manifest on the material plane. The Spirits are generally not too eager to help impatient people, anyway.
Anything worth having
Takes time and effort.
The type of Spirit who will give you something “instantly” is not actually concerned with your well-being. They’re giving you a bait and switch, so they get paid, and you leave them alone.
Scrapbook
I almost always take photos of my work to show you. Your mind needs closure and assurance that the work is actually happening.
It is best to look at these photos only once and then delete them. Do not show them to anyone else.
Brain Storming
To help me determine whether I can help you, I use divination and quiet contemplation on your situation. Of course, I ask my Spirit helpers and listen.
There is usually something we can try. If not, I will refer you to someone else or say no. It does happen sometimes.
You must be at least 18 years old to utilize my services rendered. Before you and I can work together, you will need to download this document, sign it, scan it, and email it to me:
Waiver of Liability
The above is just the usual legal precaution. It doesn’t bind you to anything; it simply states that you understand that I cannot legally guarantee you any results of any kind. It’s no more guarantee than a lawyer gives that they’ll win your case.
Something that you can guarantee to yourself is that you won’t stop trying until you succeed.
If you want to hold yourself accountable to that (and I highly recommend that you do), then you should also print out this form:
Agreement With Your Unconscious
This document is not legally binding. However, it puts you in a position where you will need to follow through with your promise to grow.
You are promising yourself that you will learn, adapt, and do your very best.
Don’t sign it unless you’re serious
About getting more out of your life.
Let’s start today and get you back into the game.