This foul, stinking concoction tastes bad and will cause people to flee from you! Use this… because you are determined to get well or die trying!
Actually… a lot of people say it’s good! Some people don’t like it and some do but you’re only drinking it to keep the crud away, so it doesn’t really matter. The ones who do like it, say it tastes like a heavy broth, chicken soup, without the chicken. Brew some up in a cloth tea bag and let steep for about 10 minutes.
Every year, you face crowds and tight spaces where you are forced to be around people who are hacking, wheezing and sneezing in your direction. This herbal remedy is helpful for boosting your natural immune system and keeping you healthy.
When Do You Use the Funk?
The way that this stuff works best is to drink a cup… as soon as you feel that first, aggravating scratchiness in the back of your throat. The fact is that once a cold or virus takes root in your system, there’s nothing that anyone can do except treat the symptoms. That’s life. As long as there have been doctors, we’ve been searching for the cure for the common cold. Unless it’s in a bunker under Hangar 18, then it just doesn’t exist.
But… if you catch it early enough, this will knock it out, before it takes hold. So drink a cup of this, as soon as you even slightly suspect that you maybe just might even possibly be thinking about getting sick. Then go take a nap and let your immune system and the Funkosaurus Tonic do their thing.
Ingredients: Echinacea, St. John’s Wort, White Willow Bark, Basil, Feverfew, Garlic, Ginger, Honey, Lemongrass, Nettle Leaf, Rose Hips, Rosemary, Self Heal
Use 1 tbsp in a cloth tea bag. Add boiling water and step for 10 minutes.
Not for those who are pregnant or nursing. Check with your doctor before using herbal treatments. Not a substitute for medical treatment from a licensed medical professional. This is a home remedy, designed to assist with your overall with, only with your doctor’s consent.
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